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~ Thursday, May 16 ~
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~ Wednesday, May 15 ~
Hey gif artists … if you don’t turn this bird into a dildo or a taco by noon you have failed your jobs.
via cineraria: man catches flying bird with bare hand - YouTube
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I SERVED A KID DRESSED AS IRON MAN TODAY AND I ASKED HIM WHAT HIS NAME WAS AND HE SAID IT WAS TONY AND HIS MUM SHOOK HER HEAD AND WAS LIKE NO HIS NAME IS JESSE AND I LOOKED BACK AT THE KID TO GIVE HIM HIS CHANGE AND SAID ‘HAVE A NICE DAY MR STARK’ AND HE GOT SO EXCITED AND RAN OFF WITH HIS SISTER IT WAS GREAT
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so if you say the word pizza in a text post, is it like summoning satan only instead of satan you get tumblr user pizza
i have been summoned once again
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~ Monday, May 13 ~
when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
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It takes a “special” sort of person to fall for his own joke
(Source: fuckyeahidiotonfacebook)
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THE WHOLE TIME, BUBBLE BUDDY WAS ALIVE.
BUBBLE BUDDY WATCHED HIM DIE. HE WATCHED HIM DIE AND DIDN’T EVEN SPARE A WORD.
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WORTH SEEING: Just shooting a music video in space. NBD. This is beautiful.
This is the best (I hope he doesn’t get fired).
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